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Inside the Closet

Yoga Butt Blasters

Inside the Closet

Starburns Audio

Comedy

4.81.5K Ratings

🗓️ 24 May 2018

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

#InsideTheCloset finally sees Emma and Matteo reunited! Matteo talks his beef with the Catholic church, does his longest Liza impersonation to date, and gets limes thrown at him. Emma gets into hot yoga, and tries to figure out the right balance between private and personal life. We also try to figure out what's fun, and answer your questions about being competitive with gays and exclusivity.      Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/     Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/   Follow Princess Cupcake Warrior - @PCupcakeWarrior   Become a Patron - https://www.patreon.com/ITC   Follow us on Facebook at Inside The Closet Podcast, and send your questions to Insidetheclosetpodcast@gmail.com   Voice box coming soon!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Hey, this is Mateo Lane. I'm Emma Wilman, and this is inside the closet. Inside the closet.

0:07.0

I just do have blonde perfect hair. We are back and Mateo was complimenting my hair I want to I want to get this

0:14.6

captured yeah because you put like I have horrible hair it's dry it's curly I

0:19.2

a widow's peak it's falling out my hair grows in in clumps though like it grows it like is like expedited in the back so

0:25.1

it like mullets naturally I want someone to just give me those plugs for free yeah

0:29.8

what but they look really good now but the thing is like they're like 15,000 dollars.

0:35.0

It's a lot of money.

0:36.8

And I'm becoming like fearful of wind because I've sculpted my hair now.

0:41.2

Like it's an art piece, you know what I mean?

0:42.8

And the wind blows, and it's like, I have to move my head with the direction of the wind.

0:46.7

How much time do you spend on your hair a day?

0:49.1

Well, normally I sculpt it once and then just kind of like combed through the next three days and then I have to

0:53.1

wash it again. But the thing is like you know when the wind blows and like it

0:56.4

reveals my hair I feel like people are pointing at me like he's bald like I feel like

1:00.0

it's a reveal. Also you're not bald. Yeah but I mean also I'm not saying as you say that I'm saying I'm that just it's

1:06.6

the truth do you have what about do you like get your eyebrows done no I plucked them

1:11.1

myself yeah your eyebrows look good I'm gonna start plucking them myself. Yeah, your eyebrows look good.

1:13.0

I'm going to start plucking them myself after the face burn disaster.

1:15.0

You know you're losing your hair when people start complimenting your eyebrows.

1:18.0

Do you know what I'm saying?

1:19.0

You're going to twist everything into thinking it's about losing your hair.

1:23.0

I'm like, do you want to get lunch?

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