Hey, this is Mateo Lane. I'm Emma Wellman, and this is inside the closet. Inside the closet.

We're back with another episode.

Back with another episode. Back with another episode.

It's just...

What are you in LA right now?

Where are you?

I'm in LA.

I'm in LA until Friday and that is my niece's first birthday, so I'm going to Boston for the weekend.

What if someone was like, oh, how old is she after you said her first birthday?

But at least you're saying first birthday, you're not like she's 28 months old.

Oh God, I couldn't even do the math on that.

I had someone dropped out of this like tour in Australia, so I got an offer in to go do a couple

shows in Australia which I would have taken except for I would have missed her first

birthday and I've already I always like cancel family stuff or move step around for entertainment so I was like no I have to be there like I have a hard line on this and I thought this was very I thought this was kind of funny but the the booker of it who's like a agent on it said he was like you know you

this business doesn't wait for anybody I'm like you know I was supposed to go home to a family

thing one weekend to see my mother and then my mother died.

And I was like, oh my God, and he goes, yeah, so thank God I wasn't home and watched your drop

dead. He's like, that's why I don't go to family stuff. You don't want to watch someone

drop dead. And I was like, oh my God. I'm definitely going to the birthday party like it had the opposite effect

But I was like entertainment people are insane that's such that's crazy

And well also in my head you're oh, I shouldn't go to Australia.

I'm like, yeah, because everything can poison you there.

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