Vaginal Recoil w/ Patti and Mike Taveira

Inside the Closet

Starburns Audio

Comedy

4.8 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 31 May 2018

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

This week #InsideTheCloset welcomes special guests Patti and Mike Taveira! With this many gays things were bound to get wild. We get into an argument as old as time: who works harder, tops or bottoms. Patti and Matteo are #BottomBrothers while Emma and Mike defend #TeamTop. We discuss biphobia, gay attractions in Chicago, and figuring out sexuality in high school. Let us know if you're #TeamTop or a #BottomBrother on Twitter! Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann Follow Matteo - @Matteo Lane Follow us on Facebook - Inside The Closet Podcast Become a Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/ITC See us live in Philly - https://goodgoodcomedy.com/insidethecloset/ Follow Patti - @LegalMinor Follow Mike - @MikeTaveira Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey this is Mateo Lane I'm Emma Wilman and this is inside the closet inside the closet
0:09.0	All right so Patty's our guest again today. We're back with another episode with special guest Patty. Hey dude. Hi
0:15.4	Patty. Hi, how are you? I'm good. I haven't seen either of you in probably literally
0:20.7	a month so like my brain is like
0:22.8	and we have another guess too.
0:25.0	Oh hey. We do.
0:27.0	I'm Patty's assistant.
0:30.0	Oh Patty has an assistant now?
0:32.0	Could you imagine? The assistant has an assistant now? Could you imagine?
0:33.4	The assistant has an assistant.
0:35.7	Showbiz, baby.
0:36.7	Patty would, though, of all people, Patty would be the one to...
0:39.4	Patty would turn Monet into his assistant.
0:41.7	Absolutely, because I'm two-billy a country.
0:46.0	Patty's Monet exchanges assistant who is too busy to cunting,
0:49.4	so now he is an assistant.
0:50.6	Yeah, that sounds great. Patty, how are you?
0:54.0	This is the only way that I can now see my friends is through this podcast because I've been traveling so much.
0:58.0	Patty's been traveling so much.
0:59.0	Emma's, it's like, no, I'm not even here.
1:00.0	I'm trying to date through the podcast.
1:02.0	I sent Tyler, I'm trying to date through the podcast. I sent Tyler I sent him I don't know if you got the email but I sent a email with some like people
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