Ye Olde Gossip: The Affair of the Poisons

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🗓️ 6 August 2025

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Ye Olde Gossip: The Affair of the Poisons

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0:00.0	Here, Bertia.
0:01.5	If you thought celebs in Hollywood were toxic and dangerous now, forget your baby oil and freak-offs
0:07.4	because in 17th century Paris, that was the backdrop for an era of toxic love, poison, and
0:14.4	black magic in a scandal known as the Affair of the Poisons.
0:19.3	Hear ye!
0:20.9	Come forth all Instagram baddies and crypto bros for the The Affair of the Poisons. Hear ye, hear ye!
0:28.2	Come forth, all Instagram baddies and crypto bros for the most salacious gossip in the whole village.
0:32.4	Abby's done the work to bring you the old gossip.
0:37.0	Welcome to Versailles in the 1670s.
0:41.2	This is where we got real French up in here right quick. Yeah, we did.
0:41.7	Where the king is Louis, the something.
0:44.8	What are the letters?
0:47.3	XIV.
0:48.2	XIV.
0:49.6	Don't say it.
0:50.2	No, no.
0:50.7	Oh, Cass, let us try to figure it out.
0:52.3	The 15th.
0:53.0	There's a lot of Louise.
0:53.9	So X is a 10.
0:55.1	Mm-hmm.
0:55.6	And then the I is, but that's an IV, so that's four. So this is Louis the 14th. Louis the 14th. Did I get it? I really love the way you guys forked that out. Yay! We show smart. We talk about placentage. I am rambling humorous on the show today.
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