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Petty Crimes

Hartbeat

Comedy, True Crime

4.8 • 685 Ratings

🗓️ 26 December 2023

⏱️ 39 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Naughty or nice, no gift stolen thrice. Happy holidays, Petty Criminals! Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal. Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis and is produced by SickBird Productions Submit your own case to the Petty Crimes Court by emailing us at [email protected] For exclusive bonus episodes, subscribe to our Patreon. Support our team directly by purchasing a 'Criminal or Minimal' mug Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Surprise.
0:01.0	It's Sinterclass.
0:02.0	You've been a nasty girl.
0:04.0	Oh.
0:05.0	Welcome back to Petty Crimes, the only true crime comedy podcast that exclusively investigates the time between the holidays and New Year.
0:18.0	Oh, God.
0:20.0	Such a lovely can-be-charged time, for sure.
0:24.1	For sure.
0:24.9	I hope everyone is well, and I hope you're getting the rest that you deserve.
0:30.7	Griff, it's not 1226 today as we're recording.
0:34.3	So if you had to project forward to your future self, 1226, what are you doing?
0:40.0	1226, I think I will be in Marina del Rey. I will be cat sitting on my friend's houseboat like I did
0:48.0	last year while they go home. She's from where I'm from. So she'll be home. I'll be here.
0:53.3	And I will be soaking in the hot tub in the luxury complex that's adjacent to their boat.
1:00.1	Watching everyone who's traveling freak out because of the delays and snowstorms. And I'll be sipping, I'll be sipping a watermelon juice hitting my joint. and yeah, I'll be probably reading in the hot tub.
1:15.1	I don't know.
1:15.8	That's just, that's hypothetically.
1:17.6	What about you?
1:18.9	I love that projection of your future self.
1:21.9	That's actually what's going to happen.
1:22.8	I will be at the Brooklyn Botanical Gardens at seeing the train show.
1:29.7	Whoa, that sounds beautiful.
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