Welcome back to Petty Crimes, the only true crime comedy podcast that exclusively investigates non-crimes.

Well, Kira, what's new with you?

A whole lot.

You know, if you were to ask the Petty Crimes Reddit,

they'd let you know that I'm with child.

And congratulations on your Phantom Baby.

Thank you.

Yes, to be remarkably clear to the listeners,

no, I'm not pregnant. No, we're not fighting. No, Griff is not sick.

Nothing is awry other than just like boring business things. And we just decided enough is enough.

And we'll just, we'll come back to you. Yeah you yeah i we miss y'all so much i have missed the

like exchange of petty like genuinely i've missed the exchange of pettiness between us and then the people

that we've invited into our show which are a fair amount now and, it's just time. It's just time to get back into

their tiny little ear holes. Yeah. And we promise you, we're never going anywhere ever again.

You're going to rue the day this episode came back. You're going to, you're going to be

demanding a five-month hiatus. But no, we're back for good. Don't you worry.

They're going to realize how

toxic we really are. What's new with you, Griff? What's going on? Yeah, let's give our

listeners just a few. I mean, it's been a while since we've spoken to most of them. So,

yeah, let's do some updates. I get, let's see, took an acting course for a few

months, went to Florida for a wedding, visited you in New York City, working on a short comedy

film, which is my first comedy thing besides this, really, because, you know, I look like, I look like Akitar, as we've, as we all know.

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