Laundry Wars

Petty Crimes

Hartbeat

Comedy, True Crime

4.8 • 685 Ratings

🗓️ 19 December 2023

⏱️ 43 minutes

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The floors were dirty and so was this battle. Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal. Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis and is produced by SickBird Productions Submit your own case to the Petty Crimes Court by emailing us at [email protected] For exclusive bonus episodes, subscribe to our Patreon. Support our team directly by purchasing a 'Criminal or Minimal' mug Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Griff has finally caught up after his very gay weekend.
0:03.0	Oh, yeah, I mean, my brain is for sure, it's waking up, so glad to be here.
0:12.0	Welcome back to Petty Crimes, the only true crime comedy podcast that exclusively investigates
0:18.0	what is on Kira's wish list for Christmas.
0:25.3	My name's Griff.
0:27.6	I'm Kira.
0:30.1	Welcome back, listeners.
0:31.2	Hello, hello.
0:33.0	What's on my wish list? Hmm, hmm, hmm.
0:35.1	I would say health and happiness.
0:39.3	Yes.
0:40.8	How about you, Griffey?
0:42.4	Anything you're looking for?
0:44.1	A nice pair of crutes?
0:45.6	I would say world peace.
0:48.8	Oh.
0:49.7	No.
0:50.9	I feel like on your wish list is probably like a 26 hour day. If we could just have
0:57.6	two more hours per day, maybe that'd be great. Yes. Yeah. Okay, I'll talk to Santa.
1:05.0	Thank you. I don't really know. Like my parents just asked me what they could send me for Christmas because I told them I was like,
1:15.5	no, no, no, don't Venmo me to get me something nice.
1:17.5	Like send me an actual gift.
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