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Okay, deep breaths. I am sitting across from the one the only

countess, Luanne, live, laugh, Lou. Like I told you, I created that.

Who knew? I didn't know that. I knew. I had to stamp it and I had evidence

that I just want you to know that that came from me and I mean it from every fiber of my being.

So we're living, we're laughing and we're looing.

Yes, we're living and laughing with Lou. Here we are.

Here we are. We're in beautiful Beverly Hills. You're wearing a Jovani bomber jacket.

I am. Which is just, I mean it's like you did it for me.

I did it just for you.

Just for me.

Filled with sparkles, you know.

Lou, you're just, you never disappoint. You have been my long time favorite housewife.

I mean it's how you why. Besides the vocal performances, which is just something,

that's just like a first check mark that every like every one of my favorite housewives,

you got to have a song to even be in the running.

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