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Bitch Bible

Unfiltered with Whitney Port

Bitch Bible

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Talk Radio, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.614.6K Ratings

🗓️ 14 May 2019

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

Jackie sits down with fake cousin Whitney Port to talk about her new podcast, the upcoming season of "The Hills', mom shaming and the time they smoked weed together and Jackie went into cardiac arrest.

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0:00.0

The following podcast is a deer media production.

0:15.2

This is really fun because I'm sitting with Whitney Port who I have known like my whole life.

0:19.8

I've known you since you were a little teeny baby.

0:23.8

Yeah, okay, so I don't want to affiliate you with my cousin Joanna, but this is like

0:29.0

I have to. This is this is like where she thrives in life is on this podcast because everybody and we know Jo very very well.

0:38.0

Okay. Yes. She lands like unbelievably on this podcast. People fucking adore her.

0:46.0

Okay, so she told me that like last week and I was like no way like honestly because I listened to it in like cringe.

0:55.0

I die. I'm like Joanna. Your new boyfriend cannot listen to this like definitely not the episodes pre him.

1:02.0

Oh my god, episodes were insane insane. And that I listened to it. I'm like, oh my god, I can't believe that I call this person my best friend because she's so crazy.

1:13.0

People just say outside are looking in. Yeah, you're too French. I my entire life. I was like how the fuck are Joe and Whitney best friends because the polar

1:24.0

opposite. It's polar opposite. For my entire life, I remember Joe being Joe and you're always so sweet and nice and just wholesome and lovely.

1:34.0

And I'm like, what the fuck is going on here? Did they kill somebody together in elementary school? Like how is this? What is this loyalty?

1:42.0

I honestly just get the biggest kick out of her. She's insane. She's insane, but in the most amazing way.

1:50.0

Totally. And she's recently found love and I'm so grateful for him because I was obviously like a little bit nervous, you know,

1:59.0

totally. And so I was nervous that she would never find love again, not because of who she is, but just like it's scary.

2:07.0

It's scary dating no matter what age you are totally. And I feel like he is kind of like me. Yes.

2:14.0

And gets the same kick out of her that I do. Watching her just navigate life and just like something as simple as going to the grocery store with Joe.

2:23.0

Yes. It's such a different experience because her face and she's looking at me. She's like, one of my friends is wearing it. I don't even get it.

2:29.0

She has no, there is zero. I thought I was unfilled and I am like lady Diana. You are. You are the most German proper compared to her.

2:39.0

I'm Emily Post.

2:40.0

I'm also like, where did she get this from? I think about her parents all the time. And like Barbara is, you know, I mean, you know Barbara like has very good manners.

2:49.0

Like very sweet wants to really get deep with you. Joe beats and to her own fucking drama. I mean, so does Nick, but like, yeah, oh my God, it's so funny.

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