Yadvina's Keys to The Carriage House: The Nocturnal Emitter & Lobsters - Take 2 (Patreon 26)

Ask Ronna

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🗓️ 2 September 2025

⏱️ 80 minutes

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**ALL NEW EPISODES RETURN NEXT WEEK!** Summer's unofficially over, so let's celebrate September with one more peek inside the Patreon Carriage House before Yadvina takes a well deserved break...for a few days. We're going back to August 2020 and Patreon 26. From 8/7/20: Agent Provocateur Ronna & CCEO (Bryan) are here with a doozy of a question about what to do when you wake up to your partner energetically masturbating in bed next to you while you're trying to sleep. Then it's on to matters less risqué, including proper bidet etiquette and what to if your neighbors aren't reciprocating your offers to socialize. (Bryan) took Ronna's notes from last week and offers up a new version of the Lobsterman's commercial. We think you'll agree it's...got more panache. Sponsor: Fall's almost here, and it's time to update your wardrobe. Quince has got you covered with timeless, cozy, and chic styles for an incredible price. Go to ⁠quince.com/ronna⁠ for free shipping and a 365-day return window. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, Troy and Kelly here, and we are the host of Beyond the Blinds podcast where you'll get all your celebrity gossip needs.
0:06.5	We'll take you beyond the celebrity blinds and dive deeper into the dark side of Hollywood.
0:10.9	This podcast is full of scandal, intrigue, and gossip surrounding your favorite celebrities.
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0:21.6	Don't be rotted. Brian.
0:45.7	Hi, Ronna.
0:48.0	Look, we didn't have a cliphanger this week because we did our key-key.
0:52.9	What is so, what on earth is so funny, Ron?
0:55.4	Have you always been an entrance maker?
1:00.0	You know, yeah, I think, except sometimes I make an entrance when I don't mean to.
1:06.4	Like I'm trying to just enter something quietly, but then that ends up being a disturbance.
1:10.2	But sometimes I do
1:10.9	try to make an entrance. Have you ever entered anything quietly? I've tried to. Like if I'm
1:19.2	at a party, I usually try to like dip in and dip out. But if it's like a few people, I'll be a
1:24.7	little louder about it. Yeah. Because I feel like I love, whenever you open your mouth for the first time, we sit down,
1:32.6	we do the record, whenever you say hello, and maybe I'm maybe, sometimes maybe you're just
1:40.7	being fun, but I feel like this, I can tell so much about your morning or your day
1:46.3	just by how you say hello to me. But who knows? Maybe you're trying to throw me off the scent.
1:51.6	I never really know. No, not at all. What can I tell you about this morning? You're such a trickster.
1:55.9	You wore a nice shirt today. Do you have a job interview? I do. I do. I'm interviewing to be the CEO of Paramount
2:07.4	Studios. No, I don't know why. The CEO of Harry's Lobstice. That's the job that you're doing for today.
2:13.1	I'm co-CEO. I'm C-C-C-EO. Yeah. Well, somebody has to co-sign the checks over in
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