Yadvina's Keys to The Carriage House: The Magic Wand & QUIFF #10 - Wrath of Khan & Ratatouille (Patreon 23)

Ask Ronna

Cloud10

Comedy

4.9 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 26 August 2025

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

New Free Feed episodes return Tuesday, September 9th! Until then, summer break continues with a look inside the Patreon Carriage House thanks to Yadvina. This week we're going back to July 2020 when we were all stuck inside during the pandemic. But we got through it with our QUIFF Film Festival Series. Here's a peek at what it was like! From 7/17/20: I mean, when you have a cliffhanger that's this dire, you have to dive right in! We waste no time dishing out our advice on what tools make masturbation a more fulfilling experience (a rechargeable wand and Toni Braxton go a long way, apparently). Then, after some reviews and a VERY interesting update from this week's Free Feed Twitter porn issue, we move on to #QUIFF! We had a fairly heavy festival a couple of weeks ago, so we're ingesting some lighter fare this week with STAR TREK II: THE WRATH OF KHAN and RATATOUILLE. Montalbán's pecs! Shatner's pettiness! Garofalo's French accent! It's all here! When we say there are only a few tickets left to Ask Ronna Live in Boston, we mean it. Like, there are maybe 8 tickets left. If you want to join us on October 4th in Beantown, you better get on it NOW! askronnalive.com Sponsor: Ronna's Loro better get used to some company, because there's a new blanket in The Carriage House, and it comes from Lola Blankets. Get one of these GORGEOUS luxury blankets at lolablankets.com and use code RONNA at checkout for a massive 35% off your entire order!

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0:00.0	Hey, Troy and Kelly here, and we are the host of Beyond the Blinds podcast where you'll get all your celebrity gossip needs.
0:06.5	We'll take you beyond the celebrity blinds and dive deeper into the dark side of Hollywood.
0:10.9	This podcast is full of scandal, intrigue, and gossip surrounding your favorite celebrities.
0:15.7	Listen now on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts.
0:21.7	Don't be rotted. Well, we're on now.
0:45.2	Well, indeed.
0:47.3	Should we get right into it?
0:48.5	I mean, this is a very sexy, sensual quarantine solitude question.
0:54.2	Did you read it on the Freight Theater today? Did I? I believe you did. I think, did I? Okay, we go through this all the time, back and forth. All right. No, actually, I did. So you're going to read it here. Okay. Yeah. This was, this one required a little bit of research on my pot. A little bit of read. And by the way, you went straight to the top, Rana. But we do research, yeah. It's true. We dot our eyes and, you know, swirl our cues or whatever we do. I sure do. I rich. Dear Ronna and Brian, I am a 25-year-old single woman and I live at home with my parents in Brooklyn, New York.
1:29.0	I had been casually dating on and off for a year pre-pandemic and had no issue giving it up completely once our lockdown began.
1:38.5	Good for her.
1:39.6	Yeah, done.
1:41.0	Now, three months later, I am starting to come to terms with the fact that I will probably
1:45.0	not be able to date and certainly not kiss or have sex with anyone for another year at a minimum,
1:51.3	especially to prevent exposing my parents to the virus. Okay. I often struggle with low self-worth,
1:59.0	and the feelings of loneliness that come with being single
2:01.3	can send me into negative self-talk spirals.
2:04.6	I want to use this time alone to work on creating a better relationship with myself.
2:09.3	Okay.
2:10.1	Here's my question.
2:12.1	Any tips on how to make masturbation and what fulfilling experience?
2:16.5	Thank you for your humor and kindness. I love you both. Kiss, kiss, kiss. Well, Rana, I mean, I don't know. Take it away. I feel like you have to say, I feel, I love the U-Turor, the left turn that this question takes. It's so great. You don't see it coming at all.
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