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Ask Ronna

Cloud10

Comedy

4.94.4K Ratings

🗓️ 9 September 2025

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Yes, it felt like a billion years, but WE. ARE. BACK! Ronna couldn't be happier to see (Bryan)'s face back from Edinburgh, even if his kitchen is still a mess. After a catch-up on everything that happened over the summer, Ronna (& Bryan) give advice on dealing with a sister threatening to skip her younger sister's wedding and what to do when a teammate's drama off the field starts affecting her behavior on it. Of course the biggest news of the summer is that we're booked and ready for our first American live show! Ask Ronna Live in Boston is coming Saturday, October 4th, at 7:30pm. There are literally five tickets left as of this recording, so if you want to go, you better grab those seats NOW. askronnalive.com And if you missed (Bryan)'s show in Edinburgh, we've got good news: he's bringing it to LA! Go see ARE YOU MAD AT ME? at the Elysian Theatre on Thursday September 25th. Tickets at bryansafi.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

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0:07.3

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0:10.2

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0:12.6

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0:17.7

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0:41.2

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0:45.9

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0:51.9

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0:52.5

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1:18.3

Ronna, we're back.

1:19.9

I thought, you know, Brian, I have to tell you, it feels like it's been a million years, if not a zillion.

1:26.8

It does feel that way. I have to agree with you there. I do have to agree with you. I'm so happy to see this beautiful punum. So happy to see you. I missed you so much. I only really got to talk to you one time on the phone, a few voice memos. We only had one session, and I keep forgetting to bill you for that, but I will.

1:44.3

Don't worry. You know what, Rana?

1:45.6

Yeah. I've been billed enough this year. Do you understand? I honestly am going to jump through the screen. Rana is antagonizing me ever since I've been back about my kitchen. I'm in maneuver mode. There's no question about it. You are absolutely in full maneuver mode because you already have harassed me about my kitchen before we started recording this. I'm just worried about your kitchen. No one's more worried than I am, Rana. I don't, you know what I think? I think you're pretending it's not happening. That's what I think. Yeah, well, definitely, yeah. Did you just throw a tap over your living room and pretend nothing was happening in there? No. You just walk. When you walk to the bathroom, do you go, if you put up one hand? Like over your eyeball. It sucks. There's no question about that. What are you eating? It's a lot of yogurt.

2:35.8

Do you want to know something hilarious?

2:51.9

It is a lot of yogurt. Yeah. It's because you can just throw out the container, take out the trash. That's it. That's it. And I've got a bunch of paper bowls and plates. No leftovers. Yeah. No. What would be the point? No, because you'll eat the food and then you think, I don't want to smell it in my living room.

2:52.4

No. Even though the kitchen was only four feet over from the living room. I know, but still. So you don't really want to. I bet your fridge has never been cleaner. There's nothing in it. It's literally just vats of yogurt and Diet Coke. Okay. So listen to me. Oh, and some honey.

3:08.7

Oh, do you like to bring, is that your treat? I do. Is that fun? You put a little honey on you yogurt. That's a treat. And I, oh, and I got a little bit of Alpin to make a little bit of a musli yogurt situation. Oh, I don't like a mush. Oh, I love a mush. Do you? I thought you were a crunch guy.

3:24.1

I'm a crunch and a munch and a mouch.

3:26.3

So you're a musely?

3:27.9

I'm a mush. Do you? I thought you were a crunch guy. I'm a crunch and a munch and a mouche. So you're a musely? I'm a musely. Huh. It always feels like uncooked oatmeal to me. I know. And I'm an oatmeal, but I can't do it. But excuse me, Ronna. I am an oatmeal. Don't you have a microwave? A mickey? No, I don't. You know that. You know I don't have these things.

3:45.3

Were you heating all your...

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