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🗓️ 14 August 2025
⏱️ 95 minutes
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Bill rambles about Y: The Last Man, Rubberneckers, and making popcorn.
(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast
(27:53) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 8-14-17 - Bill rambles about luxury apartments, the Jersey Shore, and being a hypocrite.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Byr, and it's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday, Monday morning podcast, and I'm just checking in on you. |
| 0:10.5 | Oh, Billy, driving around today. This is like the old school, for those of you who were listening, like 17, 18, whatever it is, fucking years ago when I first started. |
| 0:21.6 | This is what I used to do. |
| 0:22.6 | He used to drive around on my old flip phone. |
| 0:25.6 | The old flip phone, walking around fucking airports, making fun of the less fortunate, meaning fat people. |
| 0:35.6 | You know, are they considered less fortunate because their thighs rubbed together i |
| 0:39.8 | don't know is that a first world problem i don't think it is i think it's a fucking food supply |
| 0:48.1 | problem what do you guys think of those new uh vokes wagon minibuses that they brought back it looks |
| 0:53.0 | like it's right out of cars. I think they're |
| 0:55.1 | fucking adorable. Oh, isn't it adorable? Wait, why would you make a van that's adorable when |
| 1:03.5 | everybody knows that pedophiles lead towards vans? That is their car a choice. Their vehicle a choice. They make it adorable. I mean, |
| 1:14.9 | that thing was so cute I'd get in it. You have candy? 57. Get kidnapped. Anyway, |
| 1:28.8 | plowing ahead here. |
| 1:32.5 | Yeah, this is like the old days, the old days. |
| 1:34.6 | So anyway, the lunatic. |
| 1:38.7 | The lunatic is still being a lunatic out there. |
| 1:40.5 | And I've got to tell you, you know what I mean? |
| 1:43.4 | I think that lunatic he's going after the right people. |
| 1:50.3 | Is there any reason why you're not going to deport the fucking people that turned our food supply into poison? |
| 1:58.5 | But instead, you're going to try to round up 10 guys at a Home Depot that are trying to put up a sunsale for you for an incredibly competitive price. |
| 2:04.1 | Why don't they go off to the people that did that? |
| 2:10.1 | That fucking poisoned their own people for their profit. |
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