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Uncomfortable Conversations with Josh Szeps
Josh Szeps
4.5 • 905 Ratings
🗓️ 9 April 2026
⏱️ 37 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You were just admiring my afternoon tea. |
| 0:04.4 | I was. |
| 0:05.2 | I was. |
| 0:06.2 | We've had, if people will listen to the podcast, I've, I've spoken to Hughesy this morning. |
| 0:11.3 | We've spoken to Zainab Johnson, we've spoken to, Zainab was here. |
| 0:15.4 | Zaynab was here. |
| 0:16.4 | We've spoken to Steve Weizart, who you wouldn't know, but he's like a Johnny Carson. Okay. Back in the day, 1990s, late-night talk show host. And Tom Ballard's coming up, who was a sort of, well, be the equivalent B. He hosted like a, he's young. He's one of these annoyingly young people, like who excelled. Who excelled. Like, had a tonight show that was a bit sort of John Olivery. Okay. Mm. Mm. But more importantly, the chunky Kit Cap. This is the, this is the news of the day. This is going to be like ASMR, isn't that? Yeah, yeah. I'm excited. I'm going to eat the damn thing. You're going to, you're going to just bite right into it. I'm going to, |
| 0:54.3 | you're not even going to offer me a piece first, |
| 0:56.2 | which is very, |
| 0:57.0 | I haven't even started, wait, wait, wait, wait, eager beaver. It comes in three parts. Oh, wow. Look at this. That's actually class, so you can break it. You can break it because you know a regular Kit Kat is lengthways, right? |
| 1:10.7 | You've seen a Kit Kat before. |
| 1:11.7 | Yeah, I know what a Kit Kat is. |
| 1:13.5 | This is a chunky. You can break it. You can break it. Because you know a regular Kit Kat is lengthways, right? You've seen a Kit Kat before. |
| 1:11.7 | Yeah, I know what a Kit Kat is. |
| 1:13.5 | This is a chunky. |
| 1:15.4 | And like it says, |
| 1:19.5 | Hmm. |
| 1:20.7 | Okay. |
| 1:22.0 | Might be a little bit too much kit for my cat. |
| 1:25.1 | No. |
| 1:26.6 | Might be a little too. I disagree. There's less cat. I think there's more chocolate. I think the chocolate is... What part is the kit? The kit is the... Oh. I thought the kit would be the Waifer. Why? Okay. Okay. Arrest me. Send me to Kit Kat Jail. What am I, a Nestle executive? |
| 1:46.0 | I don't know. |
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