Good-day humans.

It's party time. It's party time around the world.

We've been to the moon, the far side of the moon.

We've seen craters, the likes of which humankind has never beheld.

And now we've got the Straits of Hormuz reopening.

See? Who said Donald Trump didn't know what he was doing? You've got to remember

the old adage, the nickname of this president. Tako. Tako, Trump, always chickens out. He

doesn't like it. He doesn't care for that name. He doesn't want to have a bar of it.

There was a White House correspondent from one of the major news networks, fake news networks,

probably some rinky dink little operation like NBC News or something,

who asked him, what do you think of Tarko, this name that they're giving you on Wall Street?

This was like a year ago now, back when the tariffs were happening.

And he said, what? I haven't heard that one. She said, it sounds for Trump always chickens out. And the look

on his face, the look on his face made him feel so humiliated, it looked like a little boy, a little

babe who just had his blankie taken away. He was furious. And he banished that correspondent and her children and her children's

children from the White House briefing room for a period of three months. Um, thanks Simpson's fans

for getting that reference. So, uh, he shouldn't be upset about Taco. Tako is a great thing.

He always chickens out and that's good so he's made these

threats and now he's uh instead of having to make good on the threats like the number of

times this man can make a hollow threat and still come up smell on roses uh forgive me for being

impressed but the real thanks today should go to Pakistan.

I think that's a combination of words that I've never said in that order before. The real

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