Wrinkle Free Testicles And Fuller Puffy Labia Lips

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 18 November 2024

⏱️ 55 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 01:36:05 The Distorted View Store Is Open! 03:52:03 Mall Madness 80’s Board Game 09:08:18 Lord Douche Is Driving Me Crazy With The Kitchenaid Mixers 12:59:23 Meade Weigh In / Recovered Deleted Video 16:18:12 Doctor Prison Deals With Problem Pisser Children 25:00:05 Pregnant Shoplifter Flees Cop / Gets Tackled 31:19:13 Support […]

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0:00.0	Hey freaks, it's Monday, November 18th,
0:02.8	2024 coming up on the program today.
0:05.0	More medical breakthroughs,
0:06.6	from smoother, wrinkle-free testicles
0:08.7	to fuller, pubpier labia lips.
0:10.8	Plus, the prison doctor is here to scare the piss
0:13.2	out of your problem, children,
0:14.6	and how flying Frontier Airlines
0:16.9	gave one man a disfigured penis.
0:22.5	Distorted View Daily
0:24.1	Proudly presents great moments
0:27.4	in online gaming.
0:29.7	Dude, you need to calm down.
0:31.0	No one's fucking yelling at you.
0:32.7	So you can stop yelling at us.
0:34.6	Shut your fucking mouth.
0:36.3	Like your fucking flip. Ah! Fuck mouth! I'm break your fucking flip!
0:38.3	HAH!
0:39.3	Just calm down a little bit, dude.
0:42.3	Just fucking go a level, dude.
0:44.3	Get some silver.
0:45.3	You can't listen up and you listen to me, you're gonna motherfucker.
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