Willy Wanker And The Sexual Assault Factory

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 20 November 2024

⏱️ 57 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Sara Beck With The Meat Council 00:50:13 Introduction 02:29:02 Heart Monitor Time 04:29:00 If You’re Not Racist, You’re Not A Christian 08:20:04 You’re Not A Man If You Only Have One Wife 11:46:24 Witches Are Real And They *DO* Fly On Brooms 17:16:08 Mukbangin On Your Bed / Your Next President […]

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0:00.0	I'm Sarah Beck with the Meat Council. The Distorted View Store is now open for 2024.
0:06.6	Celebrate 20 years of stupidity with some very idiotic products, like I Love Horses, Best of All the Animal Pillows, Tim Henson Jizrags, and Asplay is for Everyone T-shirts.
0:20.5	In addition to this recoculous merchandise,
0:23.6	the store is chock full of DV T-shirts,
0:26.4	hoodies, hats, drinkwear, and more.
0:29.4	Go to shop.distortedview.com right now
0:32.7	and spend your hard-earned money on the podcast,
0:36.1	one reviewer called, quote,
0:38.0	the beginning of the end for Western civilization.
0:41.3	Well, if you ask me, distorted view sounds like some USDA grade A prime bullshit.
0:47.2	I'm Sarah back with the Meat Council.
0:51.2	Hey, freaks, it's Wednesday, November 20th, 20204.
0:54.6	Coming up on the program today, what kind of loser only has one wife?
0:58.7	Plus, delicious and humiliating cuckcakes.
1:02.1	A reading of Willy Wonka's creepy sexts.
1:05.1	And your next president will be an obese in-cell with a no-fat-chicks rule.
1:09.7	All coming up today.
1:12.5	Is it for me?
1:13.9	It's for everyone.
1:15.0	It's called Amazon Echo.
1:17.3	Well, what does it do?
1:20.0	Alexa, what do you do?
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