Satanic Weight Gain and Sleep Nymphomania: Know The Warning Signs

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 15 November 2024

⏱️ 54 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:01:19 Satanic Weight Gain 05:10:18 Satan Gives An Update 07:08:10 Satan Confronts Meade Skelton 13:07:15 Sagittarius: A Week In Tricks / More Stuff Cramped Up Her Pooter 23:25:20 Political Freakout At The Gas Station 25:24:11 Someone Finally Pointed A Gun At The Cart Narcs 28:34:11 Sign Up For The Sideshow! […]

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0:00.0	Hey, freaks, it's Friday, November 15th, 2024.
0:03.6	Coming up on the program today, our favorite YouTube prostitute just lost another sponge in her vagina, plus satanic weight gain, a woman who suffers from sleep nymphomania, and sorry about losing that hypodermic needle in your pussy.
0:18.1	All this was your voice mails today.
0:22.6	My vagina ain't handicapped.
0:25.2	Vigina ain't handicapped.
0:26.9	So what I can't walk.
0:28.4	My vagina ain't handicapped.
0:30.4	Vigina ain't handicapped.
0:32.4	Vigina ain't handicapped.
0:34.0	Boys, how I want to talk about my vagina ain't handicapped. I don't keep it real, you know I gotta keep it wheels, laughing at the hoochies that are
0:41.3	walking in their heels, my links don't work, to be honest, what's the deal?
0:45.3	But I still spread the goodies talking rants and sweat my squeals, so Papa's squad and
0:49.3	caught up a cup of feels, this'll be hard to talk.
0:51.3	Not only offer great sex, but best spots in parking lots.
0:56.0	I'm handy and got swag, so you know this tart is hot.
0:59.0	Plus I got a crew of primies.
1:01.0	My nurse is known to target shots, so threw me on the track and I'll finish the race.
1:07.0	As long as I read a dirt road or a stake in my way. I'm just a thaw-ass nigger that's
1:13.2	pretty simple and plain. I can't even know my fucking needs, but I still kick it all day. You can
1:19.4	whither away like the tulips and the vela-be suck. Because if it ain't about honey-cat
1:24.8	vagina, it is irrelevant fact. I've had sex with normies.
1:29.1	They were pelting my ass.
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