Would You Sign A TEMPORARY Marriage Contract?

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🗓️ 18 April 2025

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Would you sign a TEMPORARY marriage contract? What if relationships worked like a sports deal that gave you an out in five years? Good idea or no?

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0:00.0	You're on The Birch Show.
0:01.7	How did this small Easter egg roll party thing that's at your house tomorrow turn into Jesus Paloosa?
0:11.2	I don't know if Jesus wants any part of this.
0:16.8	The Easter bunny, sure, maybe.
0:18.7	So your girlfriend and I, your girlfriend, Amanda, and I were talking, we wanted to throw like a little Easter brunch together, right?
0:25.0	For those of us.
0:25.5	Little, little Easter brunch.
0:27.5	An Easter brunch potluck egg hunt is what it is.
0:32.0	So people would bring stuff.
0:33.7	We'd have a brunch and we'd let the kids decorate eggs, and then we do an Easter
0:38.7	egg hunt, right?
0:40.0	And as things do in my life, they snowballed.
0:44.2	So I asked all my neighbors, and only one neighbor is going to be in town.
0:48.5	So the neighbors, to my right, are going to be joining us.
0:52.2	Is this something that you have to warn all the neighbors?
0:54.2	Like, it's probably going to be loud till 11 a.m.
0:56.3	No.
0:59.9	So, yeah, so it's going to be you, Amanda, and her son, Aza.
1:03.4	Of course, myself, Bart, and Jimmy will be there.
1:05.7	Cassie and Chad are coming with their two littles, Hazel and Max.
1:09.5	And then we have my neighbor, Charlotte and Bobby, bring in Luca and T-Bone.
1:13.5	That's not his name.
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