You're on the Bert Show.

We didn't really come back to it after he left the studio, but we all agreed in studio that Aiden Turner, who came in this morning to surprise Abby, is the most striking man I've ever seen in my life.

Surprise is a interesting choice of words.

Dan Bush.

There you go.

Shock.

Yeah.

And then there was delight because that is the most beautiful man I've ever seen in person.

That's crazy. No one should have a face that symmetrical.

Like can we try to us... It was very symmetrical. So in the jaw line.

Yeah. I get why he was on daytime soap opera television. Like he has the face for it.

Crazy good looking tall and he's got that accent. What do you think's wrong with him, huh? It's got to be something.

And the balance of life, God never makes something that perfect.

So what do you got?

Smell good, too.

I don't know what Cologne he was wearing, but I got nothing.

He's got a battle with other Aiden Turner for the rest of his life.

Yeah, the lesser Aiden Turner. And you search Aiden Turner, he doesn't come up first. That's about all you got. What? Yeah, the other guy comes up. Really? When your face is that perfect,

you need to be humbled every now and then.

And I think that's what it is.

I think that is the balance of life.

You can't have it all.

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