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The Commercial Break

Would You Rather?

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

53.2K Ratings

🗓️ 30 July 2021

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Bryan and Krissy play a round of "Would You Rather?" Answering some of life's toughest questions. Like: Would you rather date an ugly person or be ugly yourself? Would rather live on a deserted island with your celebrity or in a mansion with your ex? Let the games begin! LINKS: Watch this episode on Youtube TCBTV-minus Sponsor FUM (Use Code TCB) MEMPHO Music Fest (Oct 1st-3rd 2021) Subscribe to The Commercial Break Podcast Youtube Channel New Episodes on Tuesdays and now Fridays everywhere! Text or leave us a message: +1 (470) 584.8449 FOLLOW US: Instagram: @thecommercialbreak @bryangcomedy @tcbkrissy ClubHouse: @bryangreen @tcbkrissy ClubHouse: The Commercial Break Club on Clubhouse! (home of live recordings) Twitter: tcbbryan Facebook: The Commercial Break Podcast YouTube: Youtube.com/TheCommercialBreak Email: [email protected] A Chartable Top 100 Comedy Podcast #1 Trending Comedy Podcast Worldwide! (Chartable) #1 Trending Comedy Podcast U.S.(Chartable) An Apple Top 100 Comedy Podcast Top 1% Downloaded Podcasts, Worldwide (ListenNotes) A Hot 50 Podcast (Podcast Magazine) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

This episode is brought to you by Slack. With Slack, you can bring all your people and

0:05.9

tools together in one place. It's your digital HQ where you can increase productivity,

0:11.1

enable flexibility and automate workflows. Plus, Slack is full of game-changing features

0:16.7

like huddles for quick check-ins or Slack Connect, which helps you connect with partners

0:20.9

inside and outside of your company. Slack, where the future works. Get started at

0:26.9

Slack.com slash DHQ. New Year, new me. Nah, I'm fine just the way I am. Doing the things

0:35.3

I love, like enjoying a latte on the bus with some music or on a walk with a friend. My

0:42.7

only resolution is to enjoy more of what I love, like switching up my usual with oat,

0:49.2

soy, almond or coconut. All delicious non-dairy alternatives available at Starbucks for no extra

0:56.3

charge, while stocks last subject to availability.

1:26.3

There's a phone ringing. It's you, it's you. You're calling yourself. Did you answer? What

1:36.7

did you say? Don't be shy. You're the only one who can hear you calling yourself to

1:45.5

speak to yourself. Now, let's focus on your third eye. Your

1:55.8

iris. Let's go from your iris to your reinies. Your computer to your computer. Oh, we are

2:10.2

really connecting now with our ancestors and our ancestors and ancestors. Let's focus

2:21.3

on the energy running through our bodies. A million little sparkly gazelles, trotting

2:29.5

through your grassy fields, munching on your hay, galloping into that hidden cave and

2:38.9

licking your salty stalagg dites. Oh, how is that feeling? Be honest, it's okay. You're

2:51.8

amongst friends. Just me and your little gazelle friends. All here sipping off the

3:00.8

deep of your stalagg dites. Let's rest for a moment. Getting in touch with ourselves

3:13.8

takes a lot out of us. We'll be back right after this commercial break.

3:23.7

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

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