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The Commercial Break

I Love Lamp

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

53.2K Ratings

🗓️ 27 July 2021

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

Bryan and Hoadley review the many different ways, people and objects we fall in love with. First don't get in between a man and his balloons! Then, a woman marries chandelier and Bryan wonders about their first date. It's an episode full of love stories (and lamps)! LINKS: Watch this episode on Youtube TCBTV-minus Sponsor Hello Fresh is a good service doing good things! (Use the Code TCB14) Apostrophe: Dinner Table Dermatology. $15 off your online appointment. Use The Code COMMERCIAL MEMPHO Music Fest (Oct 1st-3rd 2021) Subscribe to The Commercial Break Podcast Youtube Channel New Episodes on Tuesdays and now Fridays everywhere! Text or leave us a message: +1 (470) 584.8449 FOLLOW US: Instagram: @thecommercialbreak @bryangcomedy @tcbkrissy ClubHouse: @bryangreen @tcbkrissy ClubHouse: The Commercial Break Club on Clubhouse! (home of live recordings) Twitter: tcbbryan Facebook: The Commercial Break Podcast YouTube: Youtube.com/TheCommercialBreak Email: [email protected] A Chartable Top 100 Comedy Podcast #1 Trending Comedy Podcast Worldwide! (Chartable) #1 Trending Comedy Podcast U.S.(Chartable) An Apple Top 100 Comedy Podcast Top 1% Downloaded Podcasts, Worldwide (ListenNotes) A Hot 50 Podcast (Podcast Magazine) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

This episode is brought to you by Slack. With Slack, you can bring all your people and

0:05.9

tools together in one place. It's your digital HQ where you can increase productivity,

0:11.1

enable flexibility and automate workflows. Plus, Slack is full of game-changing features

0:16.7

like huddles for quick check-ins or Slack Connect, which helps you connect with partners

0:20.9

inside and outside of your company. Slack, where the future works. Get started at

0:26.9

Slack.com slash DHQ. At TikTok, we're known for entertainment, but behind the scenes,

0:33.5

we're committed to safety within our community. That's why we set all TikTok accounts

0:38.2

age between 13 and 15 as private with no access to direct messaging. Our family pairing

0:43.7

tool lets you link your account to your teams so you can adjust what content they see and

0:48.6

manage how long your family spends on TikTok with our screen time management tool. Safety,

0:54.1

priority is our commitment. Search TikTok Guardians Guide to learn more.

1:00.9

Welcome back to WSHIT. We now continue our two-night very special presentation, Brian Green,

1:06.7

The Man, The Myth, The Blowhard. Born and raised right here in Crab Apple Township, we had

1:11.8

an opportunity to talk with Brian Green's father. Here's William Draingas with some of

1:16.5

that interview.

1:17.5

Mr. Green, you must be incredibly proud of this young man, you've raised. He's got an incredibly

1:23.6

average podcast and absolutely obnoxious voice and hundreds and hundreds of people that

1:28.7

hate him on the internet. What would you say? How could you express your pride if he was

1:32.8

sitting here right in front of you today?

1:34.8

I want to look him straight in the eye. I want to tell him what a cheap line no good rock

1:39.1

and fork blushing low-life snake licking, dirt eating and bread, overstuffed ignorant,

1:44.1

blunt, sucky dog kissing brainless, dickless hopeless, heartless fat ass bug-eyed stiff-leg

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