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The Commercial Break

Give Mr. Johnson A Hardee Kiss!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

53.2K Ratings

🗓️ 3 August 2021

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Bryan tells Krissy why he thinks 33P never made it to "Rockstar" status. Then the gang finds out why your fast-food experience is so miserable. Hint: It's the training videos. It's time to hear some 90's training material for Hardee's and Wendy's! LINKS: Watch this episode on Youtube TCBTV-minus Sponsor FUM (Use Code TCB) MEMPHO Music Fest (Oct 1st-3rd 2021) Subscribe to The Commercial Break Podcast Youtube Channel New Episodes on Tuesdays and now Fridays everywhere! Text or leave us a message: +1 (470) 584.8449 FOLLOW US: Instagram: @thecommercialbreak @bryangcomedy @tcbkrissy ClubHouse: @bryangreen @tcbkrissy ClubHouse: The Commercial Break Club on Clubhouse! (home of live recordings) Twitter: tcbbryan Facebook: The Commercial Break Podcast YouTube: Youtube.com/TheCommercialBreak Email: [email protected] A Chartable Top 100 Comedy Podcast #1 Trending Comedy Podcast Worldwide! (Chartable) #1 Trending Comedy Podcast U.S.(Chartable) An Apple Top 100 Comedy Podcast Top 1% Downloaded Podcasts, Worldwide (ListenNotes) A Hot 50 Podcast (Podcast Magazine) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

This episode is brought to you by Slack. With Slack, you can bring all your people and

0:05.9

tools together in one place. It's your digital HQ where you can increase productivity,

0:11.1

enable flexibility and automate workflows. Plus, Slack is full of game-changing features

0:16.7

like huddles for quick check-ins or Slack Connect, which helps you connect with partners

0:20.9

inside and outside of your company. Slack, where the future works. Get started at

0:26.9

Slack.com slash DHQ. New Year, new me. Nah, I'm fine just the way I am. Doing the things

0:35.3

I love, like enjoying a latte on the bus with some music or on a walk with a friend. My

0:42.7

only resolution is to enjoy more of what I love, like switching up my usual with oat,

0:49.2

soy, almond or coconut. All delicious non-dairy alternatives available at Starbucks for no extra

0:56.3

charge, while stocks last subject to availability. And welcome back to WSHIT's focus on our silver

1:05.9

seniors each week we bring you a presentation from the Crab Apple retirement home. Today,

1:10.6

we're very proud to present local celebrity and Crab Apple Idol winner from 2008,

1:15.5

Gilly Dozer. Gilly of course has the voice of an angel. Let's go live now and hear Gilly sing for our silver seniors.

1:45.5

Smooth as turkey pudding gives me a chill right in my giblets. We'll be back after this.

2:05.6

Commercial break. On this episode of the commercial break. Hey, hey, if 33p. 33p. You might be

2:29.7

another Anthony Keitas. You know, sometimes when I was in 33p, I would look at Anthony Keitas and I go, if he can do it, clearly we can't.

2:36.7

But never happened for us that quite a while. And almost. We almost had the same trajectory. If we just could have gotten to the third show, it would have all changed for us.

2:51.7

We get a lot of customers like Peter who are regular. We got a lot of people like customers who are regulars. And I don't mean regular at the restaurant. I mean they poop in a frequent basis.

3:03.7

That's why we got to clean the bathrooms often. I heard Hardies. I love the news. Yeah. I'm going to go on your crap for a few minutes.

3:15.7

Here's your newspaper, Mr. Smith. Here at Hardies, the crap gets a workout. A crap gets a workout. When someone asks for a cup of coffee in an ass tray, you know it's time for a bathroom check.

3:32.7

Make sure the toilet's allowed. Make sure the toilet paper is there for Mr. Johnson. And if he likes the USA today, we'll lay it on the top of the toilet seat.

3:40.7

We want to see thinking ahead about our customers. The next episode of the commercial break starts now.

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