Would You Give *This* Up Because Your Doctor Said So?
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 29 November 2023
⏱️ 6 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Twas a night in November at your pal's Christmas party when an elf arrives. |
| 0:08.0 | Oh, with a toffee night latte! |
| 0:10.0 | Hey everyone, who wants a Starbucks? Ooy! Same one for me! |
| 0:16.0 | Get the group together for Starbucks festive favorites. |
| 0:19.0 | It's IRL season. |
| 0:21.0 | At a Starbucks near you. |
| 0:25.0 | Ahem. |
| 0:26.0 | Subject of availability while stocks faster. |
| 0:30.0 | The Bird Show. |
| 0:32.0 | Look, there are some things that are so important that a doctor tells you that you have to get a second opinion, or a third opinion, or a fourth opinion. |
| 0:40.0 | You find the right doctor to tell you, hey, okay, it's all right to drink alcohol. |
| 0:44.8 | Because if the first one says it's not okay, then you got to go to the second and third one. |
| 0:48.2 | Yeah, I'm going to go to a doctor of English. |
| 0:50.3 | And you're like, hey, I don't know. |
| 0:53.0 | Can I drink? |
| 0:54.0 | Well, all doctors will say, everybody knows, |
| 0:55.9 | alcohol's bad for you. |
| 0:56.9 | Like, it's just, you're putting poison in your body. |
| 0:58.9 | I think you can find one this say it's okay. |
| 1:00.9 | There's somewhere out there. |
| 1:01.9 | There's got to be the best and worse. |
| 1:05.0 | All right. |
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