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Get it. The Bird Show.

Oh, it's the most wonderful time of the year. Now you're going to end up in malls.

Maybe if you're not doing any shopping online elbowing people to get to the item that you want. Maybe if you're working retail right now,

those patients become really, really short, right? We don't want you yelling at your

customers. We want you yelling on our Bert show retail

vent line.

It's the most wonderful time of year.

Sounds a little bit like this when you call.

Listen here you mother.

I told you all last year.

Don't call 911 for something stupid.

It is not my fault someone took something out of your cart while you were in the middle of shopping and bought it when you weren't paying attention and now they quote-unquote stole from you.

Ma'am, it wasn't yours to begin with, it still belonged at Target.

I'm super sorry, but a theft has not occurred.

Also, to the person that stole the item or took it out of their cart or whatever the

fuck you want to call it.

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