Would you do this disgusting thing to look younger?
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The Bert Show
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🗓️ 4 July 2022
⏱️ 7 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This is the virtue. |
| 0:02.3 | All right, a couple of stories that caught my eye this morning. |
| 0:05.0 | Mo, I have sent you an email that I asked you not to open up. |
| 0:08.3 | But didn't, didn't, didn't, uh, |
| 0:10.8 | I didn't even, I didn't even, I didn't even, |
| 0:12.4 | I didn't even, until I tell you the story, then I want you to open it up. |
| 0:15.3 | Okay, because this could be a very romantic story. |
| 0:19.3 | She walks into the dairy queen and immediately locks eyes with a dude and she is like, |
| 0:25.2 | wow, that is one hot dude right there. |
| 0:28.5 | Should I love at the DQ? |
| 0:30.0 | I love at the DQ. |
| 0:32.6 | So we fast forward a couple of years. |
| 0:34.5 | I mean, it's kind of a date of destiny also. |
| 0:37.6 | I mean, he, because he's working there, right? |
| 0:39.8 | And she's just a customer. |
| 0:41.2 | So he could have been working any shift, could have been working anywhere. |
| 0:43.9 | But they meet that particular day. |
| 0:46.0 | They end up falling in love. |
| 0:47.8 | They get married and now they're planning on having kids together, |
| 0:51.5 | which sounds like a really romantic story of destiny. |
| 0:54.5 | Yep. Okay. |
| 0:55.6 | The couple is the one that I sent you in your email. |
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