This is The Bird Show. The headline seemed a little shocking, but when you think of the statistics

and how unhappy people are in their marriages, it didn't shock me at all. So let me ask you guys this.

Would you leave your partners, Cassie, you can get on this also, for one million, $1 million.

Okay, Dr. Evil.

There's a whole bunch of different survey questions, and that was the first one that popped up.

And surprisingly, 43%, said, yeah, take off.

Almost half the people.

43%?

I mean, when you look at statistics on divorce in this country, it doesn't really shock me. Like at first it was. I was like looking at you like, what? But it makes sense. Did they ask married people or just people who are dating? Just said, would you leave your partner? There's no amount of money that can make me leave my partner. No amount? None. No, none. That is, I think, finding someone you connect with is more rare than money. What's your lady worth? Can I come back? Do I get a million dollars if I'm not even in a relationship? How long do I got to be going for? Like, I got a question first. Forever. I just say no. Yeah, right? You know what I mean? A million dollars. If I come back in a month or two, yes. Yes, yes, I would.

I think this is permanent. Forever? Forever, ever. No, a million ain't going to do it. We can get a million together. Yeah, a million is like, honestly, in this economy, a million's like $10. It's going to have to be more. Five million for you, Mom? you're thinking of your last fight

you're thinking of your last fight $5 million for you, Mo?

You're thinking of your last fight?

No chance, man.

I mean, I think if you're really, really in love, then it's a once in a lifetime right there.

You can't give that up, even for a million bucks, right?

Would you leave your cats, Abby?

No. See? For a million? For a million dollars? Maybe for Would you leave your cats, Abby? No.

See?

For a million?

For a million dollars?

Maybe for 10. I feel like one million isn't enough to be set for life. You know what I mean? Like it sounds like a lot of money, but in reality it's going to go so fast. But 10 million, I'm like, oh, I could buy a $1 million house, and then I could put the rest in investments. and I'm like, let's give the cats to my parents.

Abby, I'd eat your cat for me.

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