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I don't even need to do a self-check-in today because I already heard Abby complaining about her life. I wasn't complaining. The case of the missing backpack. Kristen said, have you found your backpack? Because I've been walking in backpack less. I've been raw dogging with my laptop every morning because I threw my backpack somewhere in my apartment, which is a mess,

by the way. And so I just don't know where it is. And every morning, I go, it'll turn up tomorrow morning. And every morning, I have two minutes to get out the door. And I go, I'm just going to grab my laptop and go. So you're sure it's in there, though. So it's not like I said, a gym. It's somewhere under the quote unquote mess.

Allegedly. Okay.

It was just so funny because we were walking in together earlier this week and she's just holding your laptop and I'm like, oh, did you forget your backpack? And she's just like, no, I have no idea where it is. I don't know where it is. I have two black backpacks. There was one that I was using for a while. That one is in my bathroom, but I don't use that one anymore. And then there's another one that I have been using, and I threw it on the floor somewhere, and then it just like died. I don't know where it went. What kind of human are you that you don't have an air tag in your bag in 2025? Okay, this is rich people behavior. Do you know how much air tags are. Burt asked her the same thing. I don't have air tags on anything. You don't know.

I only have it on Okay, this is rich people behaviors. You know how much air tags are? Bert asked her the same thing.

I don't have air tags on anything.

You don't? I only have it on my keys. What? That's it. And my child. I hear tags. Oh, my bag. Maybe that's because I always lose a bag on vacation. Yeah. I got it on my wallet. I've got it on my bags that I travel with. That's because your name is Bert Weiss.

Yeah, I lose everything. I know that.

We should put one on you. I know where I am all the time. You should use the St. Anthony prayer. You know about this whole thing? Oh, yeah. But you know my belief. Me and God aren't on good terms right now. I'm telling you, it works 75% of the time. If you say the St. Anthony prayer, then that item find, you just end up finding it the next day. It does. It does. Can confirm, and I didn't believe it. But I've said it. And if the short prayer doesn't work, I'll say there's a long version and I'll say that one and I find it. What is it like St. Anthony? St. Anthony. I'm a, I'm dumb. I have it pulled up. So just repeat after me. All right? Now you're envisioning the backpack, right? Yes, I'm thinking of it. Say St. Anthony, St. Anthony. St. Anthony. Please come around. Please come around if you're single. Something is. It's not. This is not going to make sure you never find that. Please, please come around. No, we got one more sentence we can do this. Something is lost. Something is lost. And needs to be found. And needs to be found. Abby, I've got an easier way. It's you just turn off the lights. You look in a mirror, and you say bloody Mary three times.

The first time I heard about this prayer, Stacy's mom told us about it because we were

heading out to Greece on our honeymoon and Stacy couldn't find her passport. It was 24 hours

before we're going to leave. So no matter how fast you can get a passport, you're never going to find one in 24 hours.

So she hits up her mom, who's very spiritual, very religious, and says, oh, just pray to St. Anthony.

Or I'll pray to St. Anthony for you.

So her mom did, and her mom calls back, I don't know, maybe an hour later.

And she goes, look in the suitcase that is in your guest closet. Stacey goes in there, bam, there it was. That's the first time I told that story. And I've used it. I'm telling you four or five times. I'm like, yeah, I didn't want to believe it. We lost some keys in the studio

one time, right? Were you here for that? That was BK, but that's the story I remember. Yeah,

we were doing some kind of bit. My memory is a little fog on this one, but we were doing a bit

and we couldn't find some keys, and I used that St. Anthony prayer. And the exact same morning,

they had fallen in between like the back of my chair and the place that you sit on. Yeah. And they just slipped right back off and they fell to the floor. Wow. Try it. St. Anthony, he's a little crafty fool. I mean, you're Christian. This is one of your dudes. I'm Christian-ish. Well, this is one of your dudes-ish.

He's Russian.

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