My name is Will DeFries and this is the Sunday Scaries Podcast, your cure for the Sunday Blues.

This week we're going to discuss spring sentent candle recommendations,

the do's and don'ts of zoom calls, and the worst text to get on Sunday nights.

There are series of small things that can completely devastate your desk billy hungover Sunday.

A spilled glass of water, a minor task that needs accomplishing, realizing that your favorite

show is just a rerun. But nothing can stop your heart and it tracks quite like your phone

illuminating with a text message that you weren't quite expecting. Texting while hungover while

being a tradition is one of the most arduous tasks one can partake in next to studying for finals

or trying to find an uber at 2am when you're too drunk to read the cross streets.

When the texting takes a frightening transition from friendly group text to heart-wrenching nuggets

of anxiety, well that's when the line needs to be drawn. The first text that'll ruin your Sunday

comes from an unexpected number that says something like this. Did you attempt a transaction for

$2,200 in 11 cents at Clark Hospitality? If yes, reply 1. If no, reply 2. This undoubtedly came from

a number like 337-46 rather than an actual phone number, so naturally your heart rate spikes

until your shaky hand unlocks the phone and sees what type of devastating news is delivered by way

of a green text. The thoughts that run through your mind when you have a random exuberant

charge on your phone go from, oh my god, did I buy everybody around to patrone? To, what if I can't

contest this fraudulent charge and they make me actually pay for it? Fever dreams of bank reps

you flow through your veins while you respond with two hoping that your bank account will take care of it.

The last thing you want to do is talk to a customer service wrap on the phone when your

brain can barely put sentences together, but alas, you have no choice. Next, a text that normally

comes from a friend. Quote, do you remember when you blank last night? And normally you can fill

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