“Worst birthday ever?”

Never Have I Ever with Joel Dommett & Hannah Cooper

Global

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.7 • 574 Ratings

🗓️ 2 February 2026

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

Joel has put in potentially his worst performance at a Hannah Cooper birthday, ever. Probably something to do with the poor gift selection, excessive varicose vein-related moaning, and taking Hannah to see a film that made her cry. Loads. Joel, accept your pregnant wife/birthday girl’s wrath.

Joel also shares a rather unfortunate story involving a Radio 2 presenter’s party, a dead phone, and legend that is Sophie Ellis-Bextor. Get yourselves comfortable.

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