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Never Have I Ever with Joel Dommett & Hannah Cooper

BONUS: “Quit comedy and be the man that I want you to be”

Never Have I Ever with Joel Dommett & Hannah Cooper

Global

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.7574 Ratings

🗓️ 4 February 2026

⏱️ 25 minutes

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Summary

Hannah has had enough of Joel's inability to fix things around the house and lets him know this in no uncertain terms... she'd also quite him to dress up as a plumber. Surely he can manage that part?

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0:00.0

This is a Global Player Original podcast.

0:10.1

Welcome to Tzuzibonis, everybody. How are you?

0:16.3

Welcome to the bonus episode, everybody. I hope you're doing well and all is good. My wife is pregnant.

0:20.6

Looking fabulous. I think I can say looking fat. I feel... the bonus episode everybody i hope you're doing well and all is good my wife is pregnant looking

0:21.1

fabulous i think i say looking fat i feel a feeling large like new year always starts for me

0:29.7

after my birthday is done so that's a bit of a problem because we're technically well we're feb now

0:34.9

so it it just like i still feel like cheese, chocolate, got a spot.

0:41.2

And I'm just not in the like frame of mind to be dealing with like feeling, well,

0:46.0

and I'm not really like exercising, not like I should, but I just not feeling that.

0:52.8

It's so hard.

0:53.3

It's raining outside.

0:54.0

It's hard to go for like walks and it's hard to get active.

0:57.2

And I'm seeing everyone like doing like vision boards and like doing so much reels and content.

1:05.4

And like, you know, they've got like a fire up their ass.

1:08.3

And I'm like, no.

1:32.8

Yeah, but you're, you're pregnant though. I know it's just, it's like at least you have like an excuse. Like I sort of feel that. I don't know. I'm also like, I'm not pregnant. You're, you're, you're doing the, the job. Like that is all the other jobs. It't matter none of it matters to none of anything nothing nothing matters apart from the job that you're doing nothing matters is the first time

1:40.7

you've realized I'm pregnant nothing matters for like whatever job you have in the world, it does not matter to compare to the job that

1:49.1

you're doing right now.

1:50.4

Because if you don't do that job, if people don't do that job, we're all, it's all stopped,

1:56.6

isn't it?

1:57.5

No other job matters.

1:59.1

I don't know.

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