BONUS: “Turkeyteeth.com”

Never Have I Ever with Joel Dommett & Hannah Cooper

Global

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.7 • 574 Ratings

🗓️ 29 January 2026

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

Joel and Hannah both are all about self-improvement on this week's bonus. They're split on the benefits of Turkish cosmetic surgeons though... and if you ever wanted to hear exactly what makes up the long list of habits Hannah would like Joel ot be hypnotised out of, it's your lucky day.

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0:00.0	Okay, done.
0:01.3	Move that.
0:03.0	Oh, new ways to invest.
0:06.1	Okay.
0:07.0	Full proof guaranteed returns.
0:10.1	Invest today.
0:11.6	All right, I think I will.
0:16.8	Way before you seal the deal.
0:19.5	Check if it's real.
0:23.1	And if a company's authorized by by the FCA Oh, thanks
0:25.0	Search FCA Firm Checker
0:27.1	Come on, quick, we have to run
0:31.7	Wait, what? Run to where?
0:33.9	The mini sail event, keep up
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1:02.4	This is a global player original podcast.
1:10.2	Can I get a B?
1:12.8	No, okay, no worries.
1:14.9	Welcome to the bonus, everybody.
1:17.3	Welcome, I'd just like to come off the back of last, the last episode where we were talking about your varicus veins and just general cosmetic procedures.
1:29.1	My vivies, come done.
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