Worshipping That Stink Portal / Meaty Dick Loaves / Horse Ass Clapping

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 31 May 2023

⏱️ 49 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:44:06.19 Goofy Dudes Produce Beautiful Children – Dumb Theory 00:05:08:04.48 Meade Is Having Womanly Problems At Work 00:09:51:20.25 Toasting Your Scrotum With Warm Red Lights 00:13:25:19.50 Bro-ing Out Playing With Our Stink Portals 00:17:17:24.56 Receiving Sex Energy From A Cuck Scenario / Taint Sunning 00:20:59:16.59 Black Pony Cosplay Porn Scene 00:26:45:08.03 Support Distorted View Daily! 00:28:21:24.61 Florida is a Hostile Venue For Furry Conventions 00:33:28:23.58 Mech Dongs And Alien Puss 00:35:50:07.00 Penis Meatloaf Causes Problems […]

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0:00.0	Hey, freaks, it's Wednesday, May 31st, 2023, coming up on the program today,
0:04.8	let your stink portal be a gateway to spiritual enlightenment.
0:08.3	Plus, listen to that horse's ass clapping, cooking up some delicious dick loaf,
0:13.3	and Florida's don't say gay bill is riling up the furry community.
0:17.6	All this for sure, boys, males, tonight!
0:23.0	And now, distorted view daily, proudly presents,
0:27.4	white nationalist Nick Fuentes,
0:29.6	pining for the internet's good old days.
0:32.8	When I was growing up, the internet was synonymous with
0:36.3	edge-lord, crazy, like,
0:39.8	everybody said the N word.
0:41.3	Everybody loved Hitler.
0:43.0	Everybody was making death threats against each other.
0:45.4	That's like what the internet was for.
0:47.3	You'd log on to any website, any website at all.
0:50.8	You'd log on to the Food Network website,
0:53.3	and say, I'm going to kill your entire family, N word.
0:57.0	Hitler's awesome, like, you're going any forum you would go to.
1:03.2	Any forum, any video game lobby would eventually turn into,
1:08.0	like, I hate your race.
1:09.8	I'm going to come to your house and kill you.
1:11.6	That was the whole internet,
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