Strap On Your Maxi-Pads, Boys! It’s Gooch Grease Season

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

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🗓️ 2 June 2023

⏱️ 53 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:19:23.23 Summer Stink / Scrotal Sludge Makes The News 00:11:39:04.19 Debating A Protester With Squeaks And Squeals 00:16:08:22.46 Bestiality Will Help turn The Economy Around! 00:22:01:16.42 Cancelling Fatphobic Disney Robot WALL-E 00:25:19:02.01 Man Believes Most People Are NPC’s – Proceeds To Harass Walmart Worker 00:28:49:08.72 Sign Up For The Sideshow Today! 00:31:45:19.10 Auto Repair Shop Going Wild With Their Signage 00:36:24:21.29 Demanding Penis On Their Wheels of Cheese 00:40:30:03.16 Don’t Serve Cauliflower Instead Of Birthday […]

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0:00.0	Hey Freaks, it's Friday June 2nd, 2023 coming up on the program today, wearing
0:05.1	maxi pads to absorb your Gooch grease. Plus, why a healthy economy needs robust
0:10.5	pro-bestiality laws. A community upset over a missing cheese penis and getting
0:15.5	your eyes gouged out for serving cauliflower. Oh, coming up today.
0:19.3	Distorted View Daily proudly presents Mr. Rogers, calling an elderly woman.
0:28.9	Hello. Hello. Hello. Yes, hi. Who's this? This is Fred Rogers. Fred Rogers.
0:40.3	What can I do for you? I remember one time some of our neighbors who were
0:45.6	studying ballet dancing got dressed up to look like raccoons. Oh, you don't say.
0:52.5	Well, do you know something, sir? I don't know. No, you and I wish to wouldn't call
0:59.7	here my phone anymore. I'm just an old lady and I don't want to hear all that
1:04.0	nonsense. I don't care about dress and I'm dancing my coons. That's stupid. So
1:09.4	please don't call here again. I understand. I was just making some popcorn.
1:16.0	Yes, I'm just going to feed my fish and then I'll go out and wake for you.
1:21.9	Hello. Hello. Yes, hello. Yes, hi. You know who I am? No, I don't know who you are.
1:30.4	This is Fred Rogers. No, you're not Fred Rogers. I don't want to. Damn hell, you
1:36.4	think you do a call in here. One of them was a mother raccoon and the other
1:41.4	father raccoon and there was a boy raccoon and a girl raccoon and they made up a
1:48.1	dance. I'm going to touch the feces and masturbate with it. I'm going to suck
2:14.6	her for other people's pain. Crystal Matthews is up your fight hold. She is a fat
2:19.3	cunt.
2:20.6	Yo Fricks. Timothy James Henson back here with you one more time as we end the week
2:25.7	with a Friday show. Got a great program for you today. Well, you know, it's
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