World’s Smallest Penis Declares Global Cock War
Distorted View Daily: NSFW Comedy, Weird News & Internet Oddities
Tim Henson
4.7 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 2 March 2026
⏱️ 51 minutes
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🎧Episode Summary On today’s episode: On today’s program we take a nostalgic (and deeply offensive) trip back to the golden era of Xbox Live, when 12-year-olds and grown adults alike bonded over mutual hatred and creative slur combinations. Was online gaming more fun before moderation… or just more unhinged? You decide. Then we dive into […]
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| 0:00.0 | Hey Freaks, it's Monday, March 2nd, 2026. |
| 0:04.2 | Coming up on the program today, why do adult babies prefer cloth diapers over plastic? |
| 0:08.9 | Turns out it's all about the squish. |
| 0:10.9 | Plus, do white people stink during the wintertime? |
| 0:14.0 | And which hayless celebrity is scared of big gay men? |
| 0:17.5 | Find out today on this episode of Distorted View. |
| 0:33.8 | Distorted View Daily proudly presents Xbox Live in the mid-2000s, the golden era of online gaming. |
| 1:14.0 | Shoot a gun, I'm using a fucking Ryan Shield. What else on your fucking? Oh, Ryan Shil. I'm a person that used Ryan Shield. Oh, I'm a, now I'm a, what do you want me to get? You tell me what you're going to fucking use. You tell me what you're fucking used. You tell me what the fucking use. Huh? Tell me what the fucking use is You know what I'm going to do you. You fucking got, fucking faggots. No, thank you. I don't want to, get those 2.6 having hit ass there. You don't go back to Africa, you little kid. Oh, wait. There's no way of you getting there. The underground. Actually, I'm not from you motherfucker because i'm Puerto rican get there the under the guy you don't even know what the fuck a toothbrush is that's why you got all |
| 1:20.3 | them gold teeth in your mouth hell it be it gold teeth more than you can afford you dumb |
| 1:24.6 | bitch oh because that people get somewhere in this world don't be fucking mad little way taking all your fuck emin afford you dumb bitch oh black people get somewhere in this world |
| 1:28.3 | don't be fucking mad little way taking all your fuck eminem you dumb bitch why don't you |
| 1:32.3 | watch you look at all the rich people in this world and I guarantee they're all white you |
| 1:35.5 | fucking stupid bitch no they're not all white look at fucking Oswell come on now |
| 1:41.5 | the only reason why people get rich Name one white person that's rich. |
| 1:44.9 | Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum. Yum, yum, yum. He's dick all day. No, no, yum, yum, yum, yum. You want to bite? Do he do his dick? What a fucking homo? Do we eat? Digg? You a homo, nerd. I was making fun of you, you big head. |
| 2:01.6 | Fucking eat one of you, motherfunker. |
| 2:03.6 | Fucking idiot, you're looking like a movie. You are homie I'm a hard on you, big head |
| 2:01.3 | fucking eat |
| 2:02.2 | fucking eat one of you |
| 2:02.9 | motherfucker |
| 2:03.4 | It's just started |
| 2:06.3 | View Daily with Tim Henson |
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