My Tales Of My Persistent Butthole Admirer And The Rise of The Human Dog People
Distorted View Daily: NSFW Comedy, Weird News & Internet Oddities
Tim Henson
4.7 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 4 March 2026
⏱️ 50 minutes
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🎧Episode Summary Weird News, Internet Freaks, Alexis K. Tyler Meltdown, Therian Animal Roleplay & Smart Glasses Privacy Scandal On today’s Distorted View Daily, Tim Henson returns with another packed episode of bizarre internet audio, outrageous characters, and the kind of twisted news stories that make the web such a disturbing—and hilarious—place. From a livestreaming alcoholic […]
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| 0:00.0 | Hey Freaks, it's Wednesday, March 4th, 2026. |
| 0:04.2 | Coming up on the program today, you'll never guess who's making Alexis K. Tyler shit her brains out. |
| 0:08.9 | Plus, I've got a butthole admirer, and he's waiting for my nuclear anal fallout. |
| 0:13.9 | Which live streaming alcoholic U-Tard has had a few toe amputations, and animal roleplay goes international. |
| 0:23.2 | So keep watching Jeopardy, 24 hours a day, and call this number. |
| 0:28.0 | You don't watch it 24 hours a day. |
| 0:33.1 | Hi, I'm Alex Trebek, and yeah, son of a bitch. |
| 0:39.0 | Huh? Wait a bitch. Huh? |
| 0:39.8 | Wait. |
| 0:41.3 | Run that by me again. |
| 0:42.5 | I don't understand it. |
| 0:43.3 | I didn't pause. |
| 0:47.9 | All right, let's start cutting. |
| 0:49.8 | There's a daily cash prize of $1,000 and... |
| 0:53.1 | Fuck. |
| 0:54.0 | Dollars, dollars, dollars, dollars, and dollars. |
| 0:56.1 | Ah, fuck. |
| 1:00.1 | Oh, son of a bitch. |
| 1:06.8 | Somebody going to tell me why? |
| 1:07.9 | Here's a little hint. |
| 1:13.1 | Pick up, take one. |
| 1:14.9 | $25,000. |
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