Gas Station Boner Chocolate & Falling In Love With Dip Spit
Distorted View Daily: NSFW Comedy, Weird News & Internet Oddities
Tim Henson
4.7 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 27 February 2026
⏱️ 51 minutes
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🎧Episode Summary On today’s episode:COVID paranoia reaches new heights as one concertgoer tapes their mask to their face and carries a personal air purifier to an 18,000-person event. Meanwhile, TikTok panhandlers rage at viewers for not sending money, a motivated entrepreneur explains how she plans to finance a new wig, and we celebrate Black History […]
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| 0:00.0 | Hey Freaks, it's Friday, February 27th, 2026. |
| 0:04.8 | Coming up on the program today, gluing on your COVID mask and carrying a personal humidifier has never been a CDC guideline for coronavirus protection. |
| 0:12.9 | Plus, sexually attracted to tobacco dip spit. |
| 0:16.5 | And Viagra, now in chocolate syrup form. |
| 0:19.5 | All this coming up today. |
| 0:23.2 | Distorted View Daily |
| 0:24.7 | proudly presents |
| 0:26.5 | a random guy in Chicago |
| 0:28.7 | sharing his political views. |
| 0:31.6 | Hey, this is the Christie Gnome. |
| 0:34.1 | You know, you've got no |
| 0:35.0 | fucking business being in Chicago |
| 0:36.7 | anyway, you fucking slut. You know, they got no fucking business being in Chicago anyway, you fucking slut. |
| 0:39.9 | You know, they won't let you use the bathroom. |
| 0:42.3 | Well, then wear a diaper like your fucking boss. |
| 0:45.5 | You can shit your pants, you fucking piece of shit. |
| 0:48.7 | Get the fuck out of Chicago. |
| 0:51.6 | People just trying to start trying to start trouble and get this whole country into a turmoil. |
| 0:57.0 | I think I'm sick and tired of it. This video probably won't go through what I just said, |
| 1:02.0 | because Trump loves this fucking horror. |
| 1:07.0 | You know, our country is run by a bunch of fucking bitches and pussies. |
| 1:12.2 | The Republicans are all pussies. |
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