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4.9 • 13.6K Ratings

🗓️ 8 July 2020

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is anxious and over caffeinated but doing her best to hold on to the future. The Voicemails this week are dumber than ever, but it doesn't stop Heather from losing her fucking mind. She loves you for calling in and remember, turn your AC off and roll your windows up if you're calling from the car! LOL! That and more on this week's episode!

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a DR Media production.
0:06.5	Welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast, where we do the most in the least at the same damn time.
0:12.4	I'm your host Heather McMahon.
0:17.5	Hello ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast to girl Heather McMahon.
0:24.0	Caffinated up.
0:25.8	A little high off a little bit of Windex.
0:28.4	But that's just, you know, where I'm at these days.
0:32.9	Happy holiday weekend.
0:34.5	I don't know what we're celebrating anymore.
0:36.9	You know, we're just kind of fucking buckling up.
0:40.1	And you know what I feel like?
0:42.4	I feel like, you know, we used to go to six flags over Georgia, California, Alabama,
0:47.9	Tennessee. Where have the fuck?
0:49.2	You were going over.
0:50.6	You know, every ride had that old wooden ride.
0:53.4	ours was the screen machine here in Georgia.
0:55.7	I feel like we're just on the screen machine.
0:58.1	Kind of for the foreseeable future.
1:01.6	Hey mom, I'm doing a fucking podcast.
1:05.7	God help us.
1:07.1	See, I'm on the fucking screen machine.
1:09.2	With my mother, she's in the room next to me,
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