Tiny Urethra on the Broadway

Absolutely Not

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4.9 • 13.6K Ratings

🗓️ 1 July 2020

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Heather is back in the studio, aka her Mom's "Office" with her Tour Producer, Chris Ketner. Since they can't be on the road together touring the world, the convo has taken a wild turn to REAL TALK TOWN. The discuss their lack of sex education in School, how Tik Tok is keeping them formed on Conspiracy Theories and how much they miss slinging drinks for old Broads at brunch in 2010 in Hell's Kitchen. Let's take a little trip down memory lane for some giggles and perspective.

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a DR Media production.
0:06.5	Welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast, where we do the most in the least at the same damn time.
0:12.4	I'm your host Heather McMahon.
0:17.3	Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to another episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast.
0:21.7	I'm reporting live from a sexy, hotel and Dubai sitting on the beach is drinking a my-tide,
0:27.1	chest-kitting. I'm in my mom's office where she pays her quote-unquote home goods bill. I said,
0:32.8	mom, you can pay that shit online. She goes, don't know how. Said, we gotta teach you. I'm here with
0:38.6	one of my dearest friends. I'm going to introduce them in just a second. For those of you all who are new,
0:42.6	you know, before 2020 started, we used to be able to leave our homes and travel and hit the open
0:48.1	road. And I used to be a traveling touring comic, you know, lived my life between New York, LA and
0:53.5	the open road. And now I'm sitting in my mom's office staring at a bunch of clothing racks,
0:59.1	because we're in the middle of a construction. And my cat's litter box is staring me dead in my
1:04.4	eyes, peering into my soul. This all being said, somebody that I've really brought along on my journey,
1:09.6	because he's my tour producer and one of my best friends in the world, Christopher Katner, who also
1:13.8	came down from New York to Atlanta to quarantine. Three doors down for me at my godmother's house.
1:18.6	He's here. He's in the studio. I'm going to bring him in in a second. And we're going to just talk
1:22.4	about all the things y'all have been requesting him. He said, we've seen you and Chris sing in the
1:26.1	Broadway. We've been, you know, singing the Broadway show tunes. So I'm going to have him come in,
1:30.4	talk a little bit about the future of the Broadway. And we also have just some funny fucking things to
1:35.2	talk about, you know, we've been dabbling back in the giggles on the Instagrams. And I'm ready to
1:39.3	get into it. So without further ado, ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the podcast Tony award
1:44.4	winning producer. I think you have an Olivier. An Olivier to drama desks to drama desks. And I'll
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