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Absolutely Not

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4.9 • 13.6K Ratings

🗓️ 15 July 2020

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

On this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather answers your pressing questions, like "Should my baby have their own instagram account", "Do you watch military return videos?" " Are you a swinger", and "Would you wear a penis sash on your bachelorette"..... ya know hardcore journalism kinda questions. Heather updates you on her virtual show and talks about truly the dumbest shit ever.. that and more!

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Transcript

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a DR Media production.
0:06.5	Welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast, where we do the most in the least at the same damn time.
0:12.4	I'm your host Heather McMahon.
0:17.5	Hello ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast.
0:23.1	I'm your host Heather McMahon.
0:24.8	Come into your lie from Atlanta, Georgia and 497,000 locked up raw.
0:33.3	You know, we're in it.
0:34.1	The heat is thick in Georgia. It's like, remember when you cut into an angel food cake
0:39.5	and you could barely cut through it and it's just that moist,
0:43.2	that sticky, sticky, moist cake that would just stick to the sign.
0:48.2	But then when you pull it out, you get a clean break. You know what I mean?
0:50.9	You pull the knife out and there wasn't any any extra cake stuck to it.
0:54.2	That's just how the heat feels.
0:56.7	Because once you step into the air conditioning, it's that clean break.
1:00.0	You're like, fuck, thank God.
1:02.4	And I love that steam heat, baby.
1:04.0	You know, that's who I am.
1:05.2	I thrive in a steam heat.
1:06.9	But it is a bit jarring right now because we are so, you know, I'm not out on a lake.
1:11.5	I'm not out, you know, I can go by the pool, but I'm not out.
1:14.7	Just crush in the town.
1:16.0	I'm not sitting on a patio with a fan and 12 Marguerite is an eight of my best friends.
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