Woodsy Christians!
The God Show
God
4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 6 December 2021
⏱️ 67 minutes
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Summary
God, Psyche, Moses and Satan meet once again for some group therapy. We read reviews! Such as "it really good." And we debate one-hit wonders! This week it's "Walking on Sunshine" vs. "Kung Fu Fighting." We try to figure out why the Denver Airport is so frigging Satanic. Later we discuss the development of humanoid robots, woodsy Christians, and Trump getting an 'honorary' 9th degree black belt.
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| 0:00.0 | Today on the Godpot. Oh, baby I sit there and I just go good grief, good grief. Yeah, that's your |
| 0:09.5 | mantra. Charlie Brown's catchphrase. Yeah, that's really bad. I love that thing. Good, good, good grief. |
| 0:15.4 | You can let everything go with a good grief, you know. I'm gonna try that. |
| 0:22.4 | Welcome to Conspiracy Corner, the Denver Airport. No, we're really talking about it. Yeah. I know |
| 0:28.6 | so much about it. Do you will jump in because this is amazing. |
| 0:36.0 | And the Christianists had exchanged overnight from like button up teas, clean cut to |
| 0:41.2 | beards and tattoos. Wow, I could do a whole paper on that when Christians became like |
| 0:46.8 | Woodsy Christians. Yeah, I don't even God, but I also have a really hard cut beard. Yeah, yeah. |
| 0:55.6 | Woodsy Christians. They all like love God and look like they were about to chop some lumber. |
| 1:12.8 | Welcome to the Godpot. I'm your host of hosts, the Good Lord with the most, the one and only Almighty God. |
| 1:18.8 | Thank you for joining us as we attempt to restore order to this messed up the |
| 1:24.4 | Cocta multiverse of mine. I'm here today with my pals. Psychie, what's up, Psychie? |
| 1:29.9 | Woohoo, Psychie is Psych to be here. More than my pals, Psychie is my therapist. |
| 1:36.3 | And let's let's clear those lines. I feel like we're making progress. We are. |
| 1:43.8 | Also here with me today is Moses. What's up, Moses? |
| 1:47.2 | Hello, a good Hanukkah day. I don't know. |
| 1:51.7 | Happy Hanukkah. Happy Hanukkah Moses. Thank you. Thank you so much. |
| 1:55.2 | Happy Hanukkah. How come I haven't gotten any presents? |
| 1:58.5 | Well, that's not the Hanukkah spirit. We don't just go, hey, let's go pass out gifts to people |
| 2:03.0 | that aren't Jewish. I am. I'm the God of the Jews, too, right? |
| 2:07.5 | But technically, just not account. Don't have like an honorary black belt in Judaism. |
| 2:13.1 | We have to go out and buy more stuff and I don't want to go out in the crowds. There's crowds |
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