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The God Show

Satan Drops New Variant

The God Show

God

News Commentary, News, Comedy

4.61.1K Ratings

🗓️ 2 December 2021

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

God, Jesus, and Moses talk about a lot of stuff. We read our reviews and answer questions, such as "Why are nails a mean gift for Jesus?" We also discuss the conspiracy theory that Stevie Wonder can see. God asks humans to summarize the Bible in just 4 words. Later we discuss selling farts in a jar for one thousand dollars a pop, Kid Rock, and how awesome Canada is.

After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Today on The God Pod remember in Independence Day when they discovered how to bring those

0:06.4

sons of bitches down right and they immediately they immediately they got them the fucking

0:11.6

Morse co-device and sent it around the world and they brought those sons of bitches down

0:16.8

in real life they're like fuck you pay me yeah and in real life Randy Quaid's the last

0:22.1

person you want to tell his information to he's the last person you want you know in

0:28.6

the cockpit of a F-22 fighter jet we got to get boot up there's so many booties though there's

0:36.4

the chubby one that's got a big smile on him you see it the restaurant I just want to ask

0:40.8

him what's so funny what do you know that we don't about the food exactly I hope it's what

0:45.5

I hope it's the most amazing joke ever because he's been laughing forever about something

0:49.7

Stevie Wonder isn't blind how epic would it be if Stevie Wonder came out on his death bed and just

0:59.9

said you know his final words were I'm not blind right wonder of it all I could see the whole

1:05.1

time I want his last words to be Moses was right

1:20.7

welcome to the godpot I'm your host of hosts the good lord with the most you get it I'm

1:26.3

god okay fine let's move on hey Moses what's up oh hello hello hello how I I like to mix it

1:34.2

up a little you know sometimes it's oi to the bay today it's just hello hello hello how are you

1:40.6

shalom Moses shalom shalom shalom Jesus hello hello and happy Hanukkah Moses yes thank you

1:47.7

I was waiting for someone to say it whoa is that begun already yeah changes every year

1:54.3

different this is this feels like an early one it is November 28th to December 6th good old Hanukkah

2:01.3

right follows right after Thanksgiving yeah yeah no break wow okay um it's hard for me to keep

2:08.5

up with it you know I have a lot of responsibilities sure and I'm sorry about that so are you excited how

2:16.0

many how many nights are we in already uh this is well when it's just coming out I think we're I think

2:22.6

we're a couple two or three days in I think we're three days in all right what have you gotten so far

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