You're listening to Comedy Central.

BAM!

Things go down all the time, like social media.

But when Spotify went down today, it made me realize

how cloud-dependent we've come as people.

You realize everything of yours is on the cloud, right?

Like everything.

Social media goes down, it's fine.

Today, I had no music.

Like, I just, I had no music. Where's the music? It's on the cloud.

Back in the day, the internet didn't affect my music.

You know what I mean? You could do whatever you wanted with the internet.

I still had my KC and JoJo CD.

You know what I mean? The worst that could happen was that it could get a scratch.

That was like the worst thing that could happen to you.

And all ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, and then just skip.

And then just skip.

If you're really good when your CD skipped, you knew when to skip, you know what I mean?

You knew, like, you knew what would happen at one thirty-four.

And so if you'd have people over at one thirty-three, you'd like pause and then say something.

Ha-ha. You guys liking this, then skip over to one thirty-seven.

Alright, I'll carry on. That's why I think you should have a fair split, some physical.

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