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This is a piece of interesting news that happened today.

So they found a shipwreck from, I don't know how many years, hundreds of something years ago.

And it's like, it's like another one of those stories.

You know when they go like, oh, they went somewhere, it was actually a South African ship.

Props to South African ships. You know how we do?

Was a South African ship that went some way to find the ship that was wrecked.

And I don't really care about the details of the shipwreck, I'll be honest, because it's like,

the ship sank. I don't care about ships that sank. I prefer the ships that didn't sink.

But this is what gets me, right?

Is, how come you're allowed to just keep what you find in a shipwreck?

Like, I don't understand why, like, law in the sea just is like, it's like pirate law, essentially.

Everywhere else in the world we have laws, you know?

Like, you can't find a thing in the desert and keep it. You understand that?

No one like lives. There's like big pieces of the desert, but you can't just find shit there and keep it.

But in the ocean, you can just do whatever you want. Find a ship, it's yours.

That's it. You can't do that anywhere else.

And then like, no, it's the finders, keepers, law, maritime law.

You find it and then you've got it and then you understand how crazy that would be if we applied that law.

Imagine if you had a mole and then like, you lost your car in the parking lot.

And you're like, ah, I lost my car and everyone's like, ah, it's mine now, bitches!

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