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The Daily Show: Ears Edition

War in Ukraine - Russia Attacks Ukrainian Evacuees | Jesse Williams

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

Comedy Central

Daily News, Comedy, News

4.214.2K Ratings

🗓️ 8 March 2022

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Disgraced ex-governor of New York Andrew Cuomo publicly denounces cancel culture, Russia bombs Ukrainian civilians, and Jesse Williams discusses his Broadway role in the play "Take Me Out." Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

You're listening to Comedy Central.

0:02.6

BANG!

0:05.2

Big news of the day.

0:06.8

Very big, powerful big news.

0:08.9

So big, so strong, greatest news ever, so big.

0:12.4

Um, an NFL player was banned for a year,

0:16.7

for betting on games.

0:19.9

Yeah.

0:21.4

And like, people are angry and I'll be honest with you,

0:24.0

I don't understand it.

0:25.1

I don't understand why athletes aren't allowed to bet.

0:27.9

You know, why can't they bet on the sport?

0:30.2

There's a few reasons for me.

0:31.2

Number one, I think you should always be a lot of bets on yourself.

0:33.4

You know what I mean?

0:34.4

If you believe in yourself that much, bet the money.

0:36.4

People like, oh no, no gambling, no bet the money.

0:39.4

And people will be like, oh, but they shouldn't be a lot of bet against themselves.

0:42.0

I think you should.

0:43.0

You should be a lot of bet against yourself as well.

0:44.5

Because sometimes you know the truth.

0:46.5

Do you know what I mean?

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