The media has recently spoken out about X and social media saying that misinformation and lies are being spread all over the internet

with the CEO of the media releasing a statement saying that they are quote not happy to see people going over to X to get their lives when we have perfectly good lies over here.

I know the lies on the internet are the new shiny thing and may look appealing, but there is no reason

for people to look elsewhere when our lies are safe, consistent, grade A, socially acceptable

vetted lies and you don't have to worry about what's in them.

Veteran Woppo journalist Brad Levine said, these new lies the kids are watching now aren't even agreed upon by the community to make sure they are pure

Listen I understood if you just weren't looking for lies at all but to just start looking elsewhere when our lies are clearly the industry standard makes no no sense. Some of these new guys have

been lying for two, three years tops when we have decades of lying under our belt.

Hey if you want to take a chance with some off-brand knock-off lies, just know you

were doing so at your own peril.

But don't actually, though, please, I'm telling you we're a solid provider and you don't

need to go shopping around.

When asked to comment on the trust and media being at record lows, the head of media said,

data has shown our trust is higher than ever

see how I did that with a straight face that's the kind of stuff you get over here with us

believable in fact some of our news has been referred to as, can't believe it's not true.

Professional homegrown American lies from a guy in a suit, not some bozo with a smartphone who

heaven forbid might even be Russian.

I get that people might want to mess around with some

off-brand stuff here and there when Coke and Pepsi aren't on the menu. But when it comes to lies,

they are on the menu and it's time for you to take a sip.

Twitter user Pure Blood Patriot 5 has accused the media foul playists.

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