Now everyone knows that women are likely to end up making less money than their male counterparts,

but what people aren't taking into consideration is that in addition to wages,

they also have biological differences that further increase that gap.

You know I've been saying this forever, that while men can just brew a cup of coffee or

buy one for a buck, women have a constant craving that can only be satisfied by a caffeinated

beverage that costs eight, nine, or even ten plus dollars.

You know, some will call it stupid tax, but what's actually stupid is that men won't

acknowledge we have the luxury to not have an internal voice forcing you to drive seven

minutes out of your way and then wait in a 10 minute lineup, despite my objections, to

drop 16 greenbacks on a cup of Joe and a slice of banana bread.

And it's not just coffee choices they're plagued with.

Other day, me and Gail were having a quick dinner, decide to have an alcoholic beverage or two.

I tell them I'll grab whatever lager they got on tax.

Luxury men have.

And then I just have to watch as this woman's genetic code takes over her body as she

demands to look at the cocktail menu and continues to order multiple drinks starting at 1499 with names I hope to never see again.

That'll cost you. Naturally I give her a look of disgust, but really I'm disgusted at nature

for cursing them with the inability to drink a reasonably priced

beverage.

The unfair advantage is constantly rearing its head.

I remember the first day Megan and I went grocery shopping, walking through the aisles,

I have my eyes peeled for red bargain tags.

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