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Happy Thursday, everybody.

A couple days late, but nothing short of bitchy over here. Sorry about the delayed episode.

You know, I woke up on Monday and that's typically when I record my episodes because I like to start

my week from a place of no. I like to purge myself. It's kind of like a verbal exorcism Monday morning.

I wake up at the crack of dawn, normally around 6.30 a.m.

Slavantly rushed down the stairs looking like a whore. Sit down in my studio and record my episode.

And I try to get all my pent-up frustrations from socializing during the weekend out.

So I start my week fresh and frisky. I woke up on Monday and I think I've been over socialized

over the weekend. I did a lot of shimmel schmoozing. Okay. So much socialization. I don't even know who I am anymore.

And I needed to take a mental health day. That was like something I used to say in high school. I'm like,

I just need a mental health day. And I found it to be like really manipulative and it also like

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