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Hey guys, hey guys, it's me again. Shocker. Happy hollows eve or is it Halloween eve? I don't

really know. I am dressed in my sexiest latex cat suit with cute little kitty ears and I am ready

to meow my way through the town. Just kidding. I gotta tell you, I have been getting

majorly Halloween shame by people and yes, I do want to dress up as Brittany. I might do that

tonight just in the convenience of my own home, but people say to me all the time, you're 28, live,

go out, have fun. I'm like, my life is fucking fantastic. I'm having the best time and you know

it sounds amazing staying in putting on a drop crotch pair of sweatpants and watching vintage

housewives in the convenience of my own home, dead bolting the doors, ignoring children when they

knock on my door for candy, although I did buy some and I also, I mean, I can't even believe I'm

saying this. I may have purchased a white pumpkin. It's not large, it's not carved. I don't

want to deal with the placenta of the pumpkin. Speaking of placenta, I, my me and Andrew's best friends

just had a baby and I got to tell you, I cried when I met the baby and I had a small ovary

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