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Yes. Why wouldn't you feel that way? Good evening, everyone. So the crew of the Artemis 2 is on their way home.

But before splashing down, the rocket will do a one full orbit around Joy Behar.

You know, when the astronauts were asked, what's the first thing they're going to do when they're back on Earth?

They said, take a huge dump.

President Trump also personally called the astronauts, where he expressed his disappointment,

saying he preferred astronauts who land on the moon.

According to a new study, the number of words people speak every day has been falling for years by an average of

338 words per day. And no one's more excited than all men.

That's who applauded. A Caribbean Airlines crew helped a passenger give birth mid-flight.

Officials say it marked the first time a male flight attendant saw a vagina.

It's my favorite joke of the week.

According to a study, Gavin Newsom's rail project is now expected to cost $126 billion.

Billion.

But they hope to make up the money by raising the price of each ticket to $1 billion.

Police say legal loopholes are letting a couple drink, have sex, and defecate on the sidewalk in New York.

What's the loophole?

They can drink, have sex, and defecate on the sidewalk as long as they continue hosting Morning Joe.

Yeah. continue hosting Morning Joe. The U.S. has experienced 24 earthquakes in the past 24 hours.

In a related story, Rosie O'Donnell is visiting from Ireland.

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